Thứ Bảy, 27 tháng 9, 2014

Lightbulb

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2 bóng đèn mất

3 giờ đồng hồ.


P/S 1: Bê tông Mỹ (để lại từ trước 1975) khó khoan quá.



P/S 2:

How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.  One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items.  It will be continued next week. Meanwhile...

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None.  Thats a hardware problem.

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!!!

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they get three technical reports out of it.

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